I'm Not Getting Older (I'm Getting Better at Denial)

Stand-up comic Leigh Anne Jasheway (author of Bedtime Stories or Dogs, Bedtime Stories for Cats, and five other humor books) has written the perfect book for the 40 million women in their late thirties to mid-fifties who are tired of depressing books about getting older! This wacky view of the middle ages (no, not the kind with dungeons and chastity belts... ) is filled with hysterical anti-aging tips found nowhere else. Tips like: -- If you're thinking about getting a pet, consider a Sharpei. Looking into her wrinkled face every morning will make your skin seem smooth and firm in comparison.-- Not every woman has night sweats... Many get night sweets -- the irresistible urge to take Ben & Jerry to bed.-- When your friends ask how you keep your skin looking so young, tell them you do acid. You don't have to tell them it's alpha hydroxy acid.-- The trick for keeping your sex life exciting as you get older is to try new things like making love in exotic locations. The other side of the bed, for example.Jasheway, Leigh A. is the author of 'I'm Not Getting Older (I'm Getting Better at Denial)' with ISBN 9780967448602 and ISBN 0967448603.