Blanche Knott's Cube

The queen of the outrageous takes tastelessness to an all-time low-- Why are divorce lawyers like sperm cells?-- What did the elephant say to the naked man?-- What is a WASP's idea of openmindedness?-- What would Joey Buttafuoco be if he had gone to Harvard?For the answers to these and other pressing questions, flip through Blanche Knott's Truly Tasteless Jokes Cube Calendar 1999.With more than five million Truly Tasteless books in print, Blanche Knott's cube calendar is certain to find a large (and very tasteless) audience. The 1999 Calendar is a collection of Blanche's side-splitting classics, with a selection of new, rude and crude jokes thrown in for good measure. Everyone who revels in Blanche's tasteless humor will be thrilled at this sinful laugh-a-day book.Trust Blanche to make 1999 a delightfully disgraceful year. The Truly Tasteless Jokes Cube Calendar is a comedy classic that can be hung on a wall or sit on a desk...if you dare.Knott, Blanche is the author of 'Blanche Knott's Cube', published 1996 under ISBN 9780312141998 and ISBN 0312141998.