Stupid Crook Book

The lineup of criminal bozos in The Stupid Crook Book, Leland Gregory's uproarious new collection, includes: * A would-be bank robber who fainted when a bank teller told him she had no money. The police later found his getaway car with the key locked inside it. * The housebreaker who made a $250 call to a psychic hotline. When the phone bill came, the homeowners called the police, who traced the call. Turns out the thief gave the psychic his real name. * The forty-five bank robbers who are arrested annually because they write their holdup notes on the back of their own deposit slips, according to the FBI. * The 27 percent of home burglars who like to raid the refrigerator. * Ronnie Darnell Bell, whose note to the teller read "This is a bank robbery. Give me all the money. Thank you, Ronnie Darnell Bell."Gregory, Leland is the author of 'Stupid Crook Book', published 2002 under ISBN 9780740726941 and ISBN 0740726943.