"The Naked Chef taunts us with an impossible dream of how life could be?: Cute! Simple! Tasty! With shiny utensils, a scrubbed kitchen and an endearing boyish speech impediment! And it's all a lie. He haunts us with a simpering vision of who we are supposed to be. None of us are immune to the disgruntlement that he causes, but no one feels it more keenly than the Bachelor. A Bachelor is someone, male or female, married or not, who does not entirely understand why you would take a pizza out of a perfectly good take-out box and put it on a nice clean plate--someone too sensible to grasp all the mysteries and riddles of this baffling modern world. Are you a Bachelor? Have you been looking for answers in all the wrong places? Fear not. Help is at hand. This is the book for everyone who is not "The Naked Chef.Bristow-Bovey, Darrel is the author of 'Naked Bachelor' with ISBN 9781843304791 and ISBN 1843304791.