It's Not My Fault Because The Kids' Book of Excuses

Need a laugh? You'll be rolling on the floor cracking up at all the funny excuses here, including: Haven't you gotten out of bed yet? Yes, and it was so tiring I got right back in. Are you brushing your teeth? No, I have rabies and I'm foaming at the mouth. Are you running in the hall? I wasn't running. I got wedged between two fast-walking football players. Where's the rest of your homework? I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload. Do you have to play that music so loud? Yes, if I don't, I keep hearing the neighbors yelling, "Turn it down." So the next time anyone tries to blame something on you, you'll know what to tell them!Rissinger, Matt is the author of 'It's Not My Fault Because The Kids' Book of Excuses' with ISBN 9780806945613 and ISBN 0806945613.