It Takes Two Judges to Try a Cow and Other Strange Legal Twists

Of course it takes two judges to try a cow. You didn't think it could be accomplished without consultation, did you?Find out how lawyers and judges of this world earn their daily bread. There's the judge whose amorous proclivities excluded no one, not even the rest of the court. How about the lawyer who spent an entire night in the overly intimate embrace of a condom machine.Or the woman who sues after her successful heart transplant, claiming her sudden bursts of embarrassing physical energy come from the circus acrobat's heart.No, life is perhaps not all Hollywood in the law courts of the land. There are light moments everywhere, and Barry Seltzer and Eric Chodak have done us a favor by collecting a few. So poke your head above the sea of libel, parking tickets, traffic violations, criminal assaults and burglaries that seem to fill our courts. Take a good look at life -- settle down for a while with some of the most bizarre true court cases. You'll emerge refreshed, chuckling and ready to take on the world.Chodak, Eric is the author of 'It Takes Two Judges to Try a Cow and Other Strange Legal Twists' with ISBN 9781895856019 and ISBN 1895856019.