Ah, the single life. The blind dates, the guiltless sleeping in the starfish position, the 'table for one in a draught, please.' In his hilarious new book, Jeff Green offers practical advice on how to find love, or failing that how to pretend you've got a significant other half. For women: Leave the fridge door open for no reason. For men: Wash your towels. And if you've just been dumped, Jeff shows how you can reach 'closure', otherwise known as uncompromising REVENGE. - -Great chat-up lines for the older lover: 'Did you break a hip when you fell from heaven?' -Beauty Tips for dates: How to look twenty years younger - stand further away. -Things not to say on a first date: 'Would you like to see my shrine to the others?' -At last, the truth about what women really want.If you're in a couple, this book will remind you why your own situation is - just about - worth tolerating. And if you're happily single, follow Jeff's advice and you're guaranteed to stay that way . . .Green, Jeff is the author of 'A-Z Of Being Single A Survival Guide To Dating And Mating (And Those Lovely Periods in Between...)', published 2004 under ISBN 9780751535495 and ISBN 0751535494.