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Sell your books, score a puppy!

Apr 1 2014 at 8:30 am by

Get a free puppy! When you sell your used textbooks with ValoreBooks you get free shipping and fast money. Also more money, since we’ve got the highest buyback prices in the industry! Better yet, sell today and we’ll sweeten the deal with a free puppy! That’s right, a puppy! Of your own choice!

Free puppy!

We’ve got retrievers with cute little faces and long golden hair. Like Rapunzel! Our retrievers are good at playing fetch and carrying newspapers in their mouths, and they come with a running leash so they can accompany you on all of your adventures.

Free puppy!

And bulldogs! You know, in case you need a best friend that parties hard and loves nothing more than lazy days on the couch. Our bulldogs also double as a headrest for use during afternoon naps.

Free puppy!

Last but not least we’ve got Yorkshire Terriers for those of you who want a dog small enough to put in your purse. Or your backpack, for that matter. Our yorkies are trained to be very quiet, so they’re easy to sneak into class or the library. Think: best study buddy ever. All dogs are potty-trained and promise not to poop during shipment. That way they’ll smell nice when you get them!

In case you’re not convinced, here are 10 reasons dogs are awesome:

  1. Dogs are always excited to see you—even if you’ve only been gone five minutes.
  2. Dogs never complain.
  3. Dogs are scientifically proven to reduce stress. That’s valuable come study time.
  4. Dogs help you stay fit. You know, from all that walking.
  5. As a result of less stress and better fitness, the American Heart Association says dog owners have less risk of heart disease!
  6. Dogs give free kisses.
  7. Dogs are an anti-depressant.
  8. Dogs roll over.
  9. Dogs guard the house.
  10. Dogs are the reigning champs of the World’s Best Snuggler competition.

So why not sell your used textbooks today? Online quotes are instant, shipping is free, and you get paid more money way faster! And you’ll get a free puppy!

Get started!

 

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Comments(14)

  1. Please tell me this isnt an april fools joke…. cuz I totally just fell for it…. I want a yorkie

  2. Please tell me this is an April Fool’s Day joke. More “gift” puppies end up in shelters than any other dogs.

  3. Please, please say this is a prank! No dog deserves to be given away to some random person that sold books! I’m a breeder and I go to people’s houses and inspect before I will sell a puppy!!

  4. Don’t worry, Robin, it’s just an April Fools hoax! Learn more here: http://www.valorebooks.com/puppies

  5. Stuffed not real ?puppies?

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  8. We do! You can follow us on Twitter at @ValoreBooks

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  10. do you buy instructor editions? thank you dave

  11. Hi David, occasionally we do! If you enter in your ISBN here: http://www.valorebooks.com/sell-textbooks, it will say if we are accepting the instructor edition.

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  13. I love papillons so much theyre cute.

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