Still passed out from that hangover? Such is the college life, dear. Now bend over and take it like a man (or woman). Because the bottom line is college is work! Work, work, work, work, work.

And there’s no reason it shouldn’t be. You know why?

You’re Preparing for Your Future Career!

All right. I’ll spill it for you. Last time you were here reading these titular tit-pinching orgasmic words of phenomenal imagery, you were engulfing yourself in that all-American idea of the college internship.

Now I know what you’re thinking. At first you thought it was all funny. And it might have sounded true, based on how I was writing it. I can be persuasive that way.

But in the long run, it all sounded too good to be true, obviously. Internships can’t be that good. Right?

Well, Check Out These Five Amazing Internships You Can Land….

As long as you’re a college junior, senior, or recent grad, these are fair game. No shit. Believe me, you’re going to think they’re shit when you read them. But trust me – they’re real.

We’ll start with the fifth on the list:

The Bermuda Institute of Ocean Sciences

Boring! ….Right? Wrong.

This is a nonprofit institute started by Harvard and NYU literally over a century ago. And if you’re a student interested in environmental science and oceanography, you’re going to want to jump on this one.

If you thought lecture halls were boring, you were right; they are. That’s why BIOS (Bermuda Institute of Ocean Sciences) offers an internship to students who want to study ocean science right off the coast of a North Atlantic Island….

Yep. That’s what the BIOS is all about. In addition, VIP interns can take research cruises to the Antarctic (no kidding, swear to God) as well as scuba dive around St. George’s. For those that like the real science of all of it, an intern may also have the chance to try out new technology, such as a deep sea mooring, the latest in underwater vehicle innovation, and satellite oceanography.

It’s Clive Cussler’s Dirk Pitt in real life. And if you’ve read the books, Dirk Pitt gets a lot of ladies (or if Dirk Pitt were named Diana Pitt, she’d get a lot of dudes).

South West Airlines

And speaking of traveling, know this: if there was one airline in operation today that could be infamous for major partying above 50,000 feet, that would be South West Airlines. Why?

Well, for starters, they have what’s called the No Limits Internship Program. If you’re majoring in aviation or working on a degree that’ll lead to a profession in the travel industry or hospitality industry, this’ll be your internship.

Not only is this a paid internship, but you can also participate in what is called “Intern Happy Hour.” Go figure on what that means, but in all honesty it sounds like fun! Flight attendants are hot when you think about it.

That’s not all, though – in addition, this program offers a “Not-So-Amazing Race” consisting of obstacle courses and something about marshmallows. I don’t know – it’s classified. I’d tell you, but I’d have to kill you.

Don’t forget the slammin’ company parties (those pilots and attendants sure know how to shake an ass). And let’s not forget this rather lovely perk…. Free flights! Yes. You can fly anywhere – for free.

So thank you for flying South West Airlines. We hope you enjoyed the ride. We know we did.

Columbia Records

And speaking of sore knees and crotches, imagine getting to attend some of the wildest late-night rock concerts and interview some of the hottest stars ever to grace a stage. Now imagine you could do that…as an intern!

This is the cream of the crop of the entertainment industry. And, boy, is it a wild one. We’re talking semen-sweaty groupies and hot ladies on stage, wild nights with crazy alcohol at some of the most star-studded hotels ever built by man and a chance to rub shoulders with some of the biggest party animal, Jim Morrison type celebrities in the music industry.

Interns for Columbia Records actually do this. No joke.

Sometimes interns may have the privilege of scouting for new bands, too. Imagine the clout on that one. Who knows – you may discover the next Justin Bieber.

Allure Fashion Magazine

And while we’re knee deep in the musky scent of the entertainment industry, we should take a trip to this stunningly alluring company. Think “The Devil Wears Prada” or “Ugly Betty.” Only the reality is these internships aren’t as ‘lowly’ as these shows make them out to be.

Allure Fashion Magazine currently has an internship available – so for those involved in the fashion industry, you better jump on it! Or the Devil will indeed wear Prada. And you know the Devil can be a bitch in Prada.

Ralph Lauren can be your friend and save you from the Devil and Prada as you realize that there are many perks involved with a media internship –

Such as boatloads of free merchandise, massive office parties, celebs showing up regularly like clockwork. Imagine kickin’ it with Scarlett Johansson or Julianne Hough, or Hugh Jackman or Zac Efron…

Take a cold shower…. Please, there are kids reading this!

Google, Inc.

Do I have to even explain this one? Is it really that necessary?

Needless to say, if you’re majoring in something involving media or computers or anything remotely connected to the internet industry, you may run into the opportunity to intern at Google, Inc., the mega-monster of the World Wide Web.

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First off, an internship with Google goes for 11 weeks. It’s competitively paid. Strike a bull’s eye on that one already (and we haven’t even gotten to the details of this internship!). Paid internships are always the best.

But this is the best part of the internship Google offers…. They don’t care what your major is!!

Seriously. You can major in butt juice if you want, and they’ll consider you.

In other words, for 11 weeks, you’ll be traveling, receiving free gourmet breakfasts, lunches, dinners. Massages, your very own game room, rock climbing, and evening cruises are also included.

No, I’m not on drugs. No, I’m not hallucinating. Although you’d be thinking these things while participating in your ‘internship’ for Google, Inc. Talk about a major download of fun information….

Wipe the Sweat Off Your Brow as You Recover From Your Literary Orgasm

Was it good for you? Good.

You’ve just read an insider’s look on some of the wildest internships in the universe. If there ever was a reason to go to college, these five internships would be it.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Or put that in your bong and drink it. Just make sure that once you’re done with the pipe and bong that you bring it on the cruise ship, on a plane, to a concert, at a celebrity party, or in the middle of cyberspace paradise.

It would then be even more fun.

Now that Labor Day Weekend is over, you may be convinced that it’s time to pull yourself together and prepare yourself for the manygrueling weeks of studying ahead. Your efforts in college have a lot to do with your energy levels. Looking for ways to find more energy without taking a gnarly over-the-counter energy supplement that keeps you up for days? The following may help you out:

1.        Greens. Go to your nearby holistic health store such as the Vitamin Shoppe and find a greens supplement like Greens Plus. Not only does eating greens rich in chlorophyll give you energy, they boost the immune system and can even work as a mood enhancer.

2.       Protein. Sometimes college life is so busy that it becomes quite easy to ignore your diet. Protein is essential for brain power. Make sure you are getting enough throughout the day, especially in the morning. Fish is one of the best proteins you can get because of its high contents of omega fatty acids.

3.       Water. In order to have maximized energy levels, water is one of the most important pieces of the puzzle. A dehydrated body makes you feel sluggish and actually slows down thinking processes. Try drinking at least 8 cups a day. You may even consider carrying a large water bottle with you to your classes.

4.       Exercise. In order to gain energy, you really need to put out energy through at least 20-30 minutes of exercise at least 3-4 times a week. Choose a variety of exercises that you enjoy such as running, yoga, cycling, etc.

5.       Sleep. All-nighters are needed once in a while during college life, but it is best practice to get at least 7-8 hours of sleep a night. You’ll be amazed at how much better you’ll do with your studies and social life by getting enough rest!

In addition to the ideas above, you may want to check out The Juicing Bible. This book is awesome for the student on the go. It includes recipes for energy gaining juices and smoothies that you can make at home.

Have any ideas of your own for gaining energy naturally? Share away on our Facebook wall!

You probably already know by now that each and every professor is a unique creature with a different set of quirks, expectations and requirements. Some are willing to bend over backwards to help you understand difficult concepts while others can be quite inaccessible. Also, there are those who gear their entire course around difficult exams, while others provide tons of course work for balance. There is no single formula for connecting with each professor, but we hope these ideas will help you excel in your classes:

• Carefully observe your professor. Watch him or her carefully as they try to explain class structure and their expectations. Try to determine if your professor is a people person or more of an introvert. Does he or she seem easy-going or more like a drill sergeant? By understanding what makes your professor tick, you can better connect with them and meet their requirements.
• Engage your professor before or after class. It is an excellent idea to come early to class or stay late to get to know your professor. Don’t forget that you’re not only going to college to get a grade, but you are also there to learn as much as you can. You’ll be amazed at what doors can be opened when you engage your professor. You may even be able to inspire him or her to meet up with a handful of students for a professor/student dinner. By knowing your professors, you will gain important insights in your classes and life in general. Plus, recommendations from top professors go a long way when you begin seeking a job!
• Ask plenty of questions. Bestselling author Timothy Ferriss in his book The 4-Hour Workweek shares that when he was in college he would ask tons of questions to make sure he was on-track. In fact, he would set meetings with his professors before tests and prior to paper deadlines to drill them with questions. This propelled him to the top of his class at Harvard!
• Notes & recordings. Dare yourself to deeply focus on every word your professors utter during class. Most likely a large percentage of test questions are gone over in class. Becoming a master note taker will save you tons of time when preparing for examinations and assignments. As a backup, you can also audio record all lectures.

We hope the above ideas will help you in your efforts, and invite you to share ideas of your own! What techniques do you use to master your professors and ace your classes?  Post away on our Facebook page.

Have you recently found yourself staring off into outer space during important lectures, reading without comprehension orwishing you could study for more than a handful of minutes at a time? Don’t feel like you’re alone if you are lacking focus! We at Valore Books were college students ourselves and understand how many diversions there in college life.

In an attempt to help you gain much needed focus, we’ve developed the following five tips for helping you get grounded:

1.      Make a daily and weekly priority list. Keep your list where you can see it at all times and check off completed items. You will be amazed at how much energy you’ll gain when you’ve finished a task with flying colors.

2.      Get enough sleep. Try to sleep for between 7-8 hours an night. It is nearly impossible to focus when your mind is filled with cobwebs due to exhaustion.  To get enough sleep, you’ll probably need to forego wild parties during the week and ask your buddies to go back to their own dorm rooms/apartments after a certain hour.

3. Exercise is a must. Schedule in 3-5 days of workouts per week. There’s a powerful connection between mental clarity and exercise. The less you exercise, the more likely you’ll be sluggish and full of silly excuses for not being able to focus.

4. One thing at time. We dare you to put aside all distractions when you begin a task. It’s nearly impossible to fully focus when one second you are studying, the next texting a message to a friend, and the next checking out your Facebook page. In fact, the mind becomes quite frustrated by constant interruptions. It is much more rewarding to finish one activity and then move on to the next.

5. Five Minute meditations. Each morning before you get out of bed and/or when you go to bed in the evening, set aside five minutes for meditation/silence. This exercise helps the mind decompress and makes way for focus. Each day you are surrounded with music, ringing cell phones, lecturing professors, talking friends and other stimuli that tires out your brain. Taking five minutes to recharge your brain’s battery will go a long way.

We hope these ideas will help you gain more focus in the days to come.  Plus, we’d love for you to share your own tips on finding focus. Please visit our Facebook page and post your ideas on our wall.

Are you anxious about an upcoming paper and need some tips? If you are a bit nervous, you aren’t alone. It’s actually a known factthat one of the most dreaded aspects of college for many students is writing term papers. Experts have revealed that fear (also known as resistance) is the number one culprit of writer’s block.

Believe it or not, writing papers can actually be an interesting process and rewarding. In an effort to help you write a stellar paper, we have compiled the following 7 Tips:

1.      Narrow down and define your topic. Take time to really think about your topic and make it as defined as possible. When a topic is overly general, it is difficult to find the right sources, write a concise argument and effectively support the paper’s premise.

2.      Develop an outline. Once you’ve defined your topic, you should outline your entire paper. An outline should include your introduction, main points, support for your main points and conclusion. The more detailed you get, the easier and faster it will be to write.

3.      Solid sources. Make sure that you locate plenty of great sources to help validate your topic and arguments. It is a good rule of thumb to gather more sources than you will use, read them thoroughly, make notes, and discard sources that don’t provide the support you need.

4.      Format correctly. Become a pro at using the required format (as prescribed by your professor). Whether using MLA, APA or any other format type, the more you know about formatting the better off you are. There is nothing that irks a professor more than receiving a wrongly formatted paper.

5.      Be creative. If you really want to stand out from your fellow students, don’t be afraid to get creative when making your arguments. Keep in mind that professors have to read through numerous papers. An innovative paper is usually more than welcomed!

6.      Proofread. When you have finished your paper, make sure that you carefully read through each sentence for grammar and spelling errors. Also, make sure your paper flows well and is easily understood. To be extra certain, it’s a great idea to have a friend serve as your proofreader for the term. Sometimes proofing your own work can be quite a challenge – that second pair of eyes can make all the difference in the world.

7.      Ask for guidance when needed. Some professors are more than willing to offer help when you become stuck. They may even offer to read through your paper and offer suggestions before you turn in a paper. Take advantage of this opportunity if possible.

We wish you luck as you embark on the writing of your next paper. Also, if you have any other tips you’d like to share; we’d love to hear them! Visit our Facebook wall and share away.